Vacationing

[sentryslinger]

[Continuing this thread, in which Spy has convinced Engineer to spend a vacation with him. Fishing, fine dining, and some enemy bonding ensue.


Engineer steps into the elevator, hitting the button for their floor, pulling at his collar to loosen that next button.]

Hey, thanks again for the dinner and the suit. I'll have to put it to use some other time to justify your spendin' money on all this.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

I hate to be one to admit defeat, but I am not sure even I could spy on Miss Pauling wezzout her knowledge.

I am even less confident about finding anyzzing out about zhe Administrator.

Maybe towards zhe end when I have nozzing left to lose I shall find out zhings.

[sentryslinger]

Lookin' to go down in a blaze of glory, as Soldier might put it?

[not_onyourside]

Not entirely. But eef I can find somezzing zhat helps all of use, eet would be worzh eet.

[sentryslinger]

Sounds like you will have somethin' left to lose, then.

[not_onyourside]

Not for myself.

[sentryslinger]

What about those you leave behind?

[not_onyourside]

Any information I gazzered would be to help zhem.

[sentryslinger]

But then they wouldn't have you. I know you say your teammates won't care, but there's got to be someone who would.

[not_onyourside]

Well you would have to vacation alone. So I suppose zhere ees you.

[sentryslinger]

[He smirks. He knows, Spy. You have some weird hangups on friendship and undervalue yourself. He'll get to you yet.]

See anything you want to look into?

[He nods toward the shops along the street.]

[not_onyourside]

[It's gonna be a process.]

Not as yet. I am not enamoured wez candles or Christmas decorations.

What ees your country's obsession wez Christmas anyway?

[sentryslinger]

What's not to like? It's a time to get together with the family, give gifts, celebrate the good Lord, and eat some good home-cooked meals.

[not_onyourside]

Eets March!

[Or it was when this thread started anyway...]

I do approve of any holiday centered around food zhough.

[sentryslinger]

Well, we've got plenty of those in this country. If Christmas and Smissmas ain't your thing, there's always another.

[not_onyourside]

I like zhem all.

Especially eef I can take blackmail photos of Scout dressed as an elf.

[sentryslinger]

Saw those makin' the rounds around our base, didja?

[not_onyourside]

Perhaps.

Dare I inquire as to why he has zhat outfit?

[sentryslinger]

Court-ordered community service.

[not_onyourside]

[He's actually silent for a while, thinking about that.]

Zhats an ... unusual punishment. What did he do?

[sentryslinger]

Had Soldier for a defense attorney.

[not_onyourside]

I have so many questions about zhis.

[sentryslinger]

And here I was, thinkin' a fella like you would have heard about it.

[not_onyourside]

I am surprised I have not. When was zhis? Perhaps I was busy.

[Maybe he was busy mourning his BFF moving away.]

[sentryslinger]

Smissmas, a while back. See, the boys had gotten into some trouble, and had managed to rope Spy into it somehow. It wouldn't have been so bad had Soldier not taken it upon himself to be their legal representation, and next thing you know, they're all fightin' like cats in the courtroom.

[He laughs, remembering some of the photos.]

They got sentenced to community service at the Teufort mall, with Soldier playin' Santa and Scout as his elf. Not sure what they wanted Spy to do, but I can guarantee they didn't get him in a costume.

[not_onyourside]

What a missed opportunity. I am sure he would have looked delightful een reindeer horns.

[And Spy would have teased him unmercilessly.]

I am not sure what ees worse, Soldier as legal defense, or Scout attempting to defend himself.