Vacationing

[sentryslinger]

[Continuing this thread, in which Spy has convinced Engineer to spend a vacation with him. Fishing, fine dining, and some enemy bonding ensue.


Engineer steps into the elevator, hitting the button for their floor, pulling at his collar to loosen that next button.]

Hey, thanks again for the dinner and the suit. I'll have to put it to use some other time to justify your spendin' money on all this.

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[not_onyourside]

No? Well some people find it alluring.

[sentryslinger]

I guess that's why you've had more luck with the ladies than me. Maybe I should give bein' less open a try.

[not_onyourside]

Always keep zhem wanting more.

And I will be sure to keep you away from zhe base on zhe weekends so you can practice your technique.

[sentryslinger]

[Such a helper, Spy. He chuckles.]

Well, I'd better bury some ghosts and put aside all reservations I've got regardin' civilians, otherwise I'm gonna have no one to practice my technique on but you.

[not_onyourside]

Eef zhat ees what eet takes.

[Oh what a hardship. However will he handle such a thing.]

Civilians are just people mon ami. You would be surprised who might warm up to you eef you only tried.

[sentryslinger]

I still say it's better for everyone involved if we got as few civilians as possible mixed up with us, but maybe I'll change my mind one of these days.

You'll just have to put up with me until then. Hope you don't mind.

[not_onyourside]

Eet has been a pleasure so far. And I do not foresee zhat changing een zhe near future.

You simply have not met zhe right person.

[sentryslinger]

That may be, too. Can't say I know what I'd be lookin' for, though.

[not_onyourside]

Non? Not even zhe smallest inkling of what you desire?

[sentryslinger]

[He shrugs and rubs his neck.]

With every blueprint I've written, other plans have either gotten left behind or just plain forgotten. I've got a few ideas, but nothin' I'm so attached to that I wouldn't budge if I met the one.

[not_onyourside]

Well zhat ees a start.

[He would couch it in mechanical metaphors that Spy has to work out.]

[sentryslinger]

It is. Got to start somewhere.

[He glances to Spy.]

What about you?

[not_onyourside]

Me?

I know exactly what I want.

[He concentrates on the end of his cigarette instead of looking at anything in particular.]

[sentryslinger]

[He raises an eyebrow, waiting. When Spy doesn't seem to be continuing, he gives him a little nudge.]

And?

[not_onyourside]

I am a complex man wez very simple tastes.

I just want someone who will let me cook for zhem and keep me warm at nights. Zhe difficulty ees finding someone who does not mind what I am.

[Someone with overalls convenient for tugging around is a bonus.]

[sentryslinger]

You mean someone who won't mind that you're a mercenary? A hired gun?

[not_onyourside]

And a convicted felon. And a walking mass of scar tissue.

[sentryslinger]

You're also a considerate fella who tries to help people, even those he doesn't hardly know on occasion. You keep your word, and I can't say you aren't a determined man when you put your mind to something.

[not_onyourside]

I would not consider myself considerate, but I will accept zhat as a compliment.

[sentryslinger]

It was meant to be one. You could have left me to freeze in that blizzard, or turned me over to your teammates. Hell, ya could've just shot me the moment we got back to your base.

Instead, you went through a whole lotta trouble you had no need to go through, just to make sure I stayed in one piece. If that ain't considerate, at the very least, then I don't know what is.

[not_onyourside]

I would like to zhink I am not a monster. But... my zhanks Engineer.

I was simply returning zhe favour for not shooting me on sight or pulling your entry eento zhe building.

[sentryslinger]

You've got to start thinking higher of yourself, partner.

[not_onyourside]

I am a Spy. I hold myself een zhe highest regard.

[sentryslinger]

Not high enough to consider yourself considerate, though. Or to see what merits you've got under all those layers.

[not_onyourside]

Hmm.

[ Those don't fall under the categories of what makes a good Spy, so they don't count. ]

Perhaps. Often I am considering. ... ozzer attributes.