Vacationing

[sentryslinger]

[Continuing this thread, in which Spy has convinced Engineer to spend a vacation with him. Fishing, fine dining, and some enemy bonding ensue.


Engineer steps into the elevator, hitting the button for their floor, pulling at his collar to loosen that next button.]

Hey, thanks again for the dinner and the suit. I'll have to put it to use some other time to justify your spendin' money on all this.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

[Spy pauses by the log, pulling out his cigarette case and lighting one up, eyes on the lake.]

Everyone certainly seems to be enjoying zhemselves. Zhat would be nice at zhe base.

[sentryslinger]

I wonder if we'd even get along if we weren't workin' together.

[not_onyourside]

Me and you or our coworkers een general? Because I zhink we would get along fine.

[And it would sure be a lot easier to try and seduce him...]

[sentryslinger]

[He smiles.]

We might. Not sure where I'd would've crossed paths with you without this job, though.

[not_onyourside]

Probably never. You would still be working on your machines, but I would not be slinking een zhe shadows killing people.

Unless of course you had somezzing worzh stealing.

[sentryslinger]

My contraptions might be worth something to someone other than our bosses. I'm pretty sure of that.

What I meant was if the rest of the team would get along. We come from all different backgrounds, all kinds of places. If we'd met somewhere that wasn't the battlefield, what would we do?

[not_onyourside]

I am not sure we ever would meet. But for zhe sake of argument, I zhink some of us would get along. Soldier and Medic .. not so much.

[sentryslinger]

I don't see Soldier gettin' along with anyone, though he and Demoman apparently did.

[not_onyourside]

Demo was most likely too drunk to know any better. Also zhey have common interests: blowing zhings up and explosions.

[sentryslinger]

How about Heavy and Medic, then? Both are educated men from across the ocean.

Oh no, Engie ruining my OTP.

[not_onyourside]

What would zhey talk about eef zhey did not require each ozzers aid?

Engie, whyyyyyy

[sentryslinger]

Someone has to find what the Doc does interesting.

Demo and Sniper. They can swap stories about what their mamas would have them do instead of whatever career it is they've chosen for themselves.

[not_onyourside]

[Grumble.]

He would have to leave people around him alive long enough to find his experiments interesting.

Zhat one would work. Add een Scout to brag about how his mozzer ees better zhan zheirs.

[sentryslinger]

Except that I don't think either of them could stand the boy for more than ten minutes atta time.

[not_onyourside]

No one can but his mozzer. But eef we were not on a team wez him, we would not have to deal wez him. We could just leave and he could go play wez people his own age.

[You know, like those in primary school.]

[sentryslinger]

I wonder how far he'd get without a job like this, honestly. He's just a kid sometimes, but I get the feelin' he's hiding a lot under there. Probably hidin' just as much as the rest of us.

[not_onyourside]

Hiding zhat he hasn't hit puberty yet perhaps.

[sentryslinger]

I meant fears. Insecurities. Things he wishes he could do, but can't for the life of him.

[not_onyourside]

Perhaps.

[Spy looks like he knows more than he's saying.]

[sentryslinger]

[Engineer catches that, and casts a questioning look Spy's way.]

[not_onyourside]

[He's all innocence.]

For how much he talks I would be surprised eef he had any secrets at all.

[sentryslinger]

Everyone has secrets, Spy. You can't be the only one with 'em, you know.

[not_onyourside]

Of course not. I just have trouble imagining Scout being subtle.

[sentryslinger]

I'm sure he can be when he's not tryin' to show off to the rest of us.

[not_onyourside]

I suppose he has his moments.

We are all more zhan what we seem, merely because we are more zhan what our jobs entail. We would all get along much better eef we remembered we were people.